hello everyone

well,
i started my tuition job!
2 kids.

1 is pretty slow.
need to teach phonics
1 is just naughty.

well i see how it goes.

=)

life's boring

nothing much.
only work work work for now.
i got something to update.
but i am pure lazy to upload the pictures.

tomorrow perhaps?

lol.

tc everyone.

back to work!

The Dark Knight

Batman raises the stakes in his war on crime. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to dismantle the remaining criminal organizations that plague the city streets. The partnership proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a reign of chaos unleashed by a rising criminal mastermind known to the terrified citizens of Gotham as The Joker.

This movie is well written and well acted especially the joker role.

Everyone should catch it.

I bet you will be at the edge of ur seats, wanting to know what's next!

updates

well my days are so far so good!
i got to do so much stuff.
got myself a new phone.
yipee its 3.2MP!

bf's bday in 2 weeks time.
i'm so excited.

gals when are we meeting?

oh ya,
am gonna start a new blog shop!

support me yah?

Why God allows pain and suffering

A man went to a barbershopto have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God,

the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy,dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

The customer turned back and entered the barbershop again and he said to the barber:

"You know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.

"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"

"No!" the customer exclaimed.

"Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no peoplewith dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."

"Exactly!" affirmed the customer.

"That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."


did i get you thinking?

lame jokes/riddles

#1

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument.
Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia,
"I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner.
Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted,
"Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!"

#2

Q: One day (you yi tian), Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to eat at the restaurant.
After they finish, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua left the restaurant without paying and the manager didn't mind. Why?

A: Cos their friend "you yi tian" pay alrd......

#3

y is superman shirt so tight??
=> cos he's wearin S size

y is batman shirt so tight too??
=>cos he asked superman to buy one for him..

y is spiderman's shirt so tight too ?
=>cos buy 2 get one free n superman gave one extra one to spiderman....

#4

An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?

Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)

tuition job

anyone knows what's a good price for a tuition job?

terrible week.

have been sick for some time
took mc for two days
and now back to work with heavy overload.
gonna take work home.
sigggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

yesteday i went joggin

yes, i went jogging.

i myself can't believe it.

and it went well.

just one problem.

i'm more sick then b4.

=(

parenting skills are SO important.

I read online about this little girl and I thought of sharing it with you guys.

this is the article: LINK

This little girl, only 11 years, wore her first set of false eyelashes at eight, and her beauty treatments cost £300 a month. A sick abuse of an 11-year-old? 'No', insists Sasha's mother, 'I just want her to be famous...'

i guess, she got the famous treatment that she wanted. because her daughter is a living barbie doll now.

Jayne, the mother of Shasha, is talking breezily about how Sasha had her first set of false nails glued on at eight, and now enjoys the sort of rigorous beauty regime - hair extensions, fake tans, pedicures - that was once the preserve of porn stars (YUCK!) and Dolly Parton, not school children from Burnley in Lancashire.

'Perhaps it's different in country areas, where they don't need to grow up so fast. But, around big cities, girls have got to be more forward and act older than they are. That's just the way it is.
'I don't understand why people get so upset about it. None of it is permanent. Tans wash off. Hair extensions come out. Why all the fuss?'

Just over a year ago, there was fuss galore when Jayne entered Sasha (then ten) in the junior Miss British Isles competition - Britain's first adult-style beauty pageant for children.

Earlier this year, Jayne was given free rein with the blusher when Sasha became the first British child to dip a scarlet-tipped toe into the American pageant scene.
Jayne was at her side, helping her practise her sashay.

The pair took a documentary team with them, and found what you'd expect at a U.S. beauty pageant held in a down-market-looking Texan hotel: mums parading their daughters like prize poodles, kids who look disturbingly like mini Celine Dions, and enough lipgloss to pose a drowning risk to the tiniest entrants.

There was a jaw-dropping moment in the film - Sasha, Beauty Queen At 11, to be shown on July 14 on BBC3 at 9pm - when the pageant veteran charged with showing Sasha the ropes demonstrates how to walk like a beauty queen.

She explains how to turn your body round while holding the judges' eyes, before flipping your head round at the last minute 'like that Exorcist child'.

Sasha might not have won, but Jayne loved the process, describing it as 'the best fun ever'. 'It was just fantastic,' she says.

'What you see in U.S. pageants really is what you get. It's weird, but brilliant. They take it so seriously, which can only be good for someone like Sasha.
'All the mums were up at 6am so they could get started on hair and make-up.
'And everything is just the best. No expense is spared. You have to spend £2,000 on a pageant dress over there. I thought £500 for one here was a lot. The one we bought Sasha was out of this world.

'We went to this huge shop where there was every colour and style you could imagine. Sasha just ran through all the dresses, she was in her element.

'Back home, we have to buy an adult dress and get it altered to fit, but there they are totally geared up for girls her age.

'The pageant was like a dream. The girls are encouraged to put on masses of make-up. It was just like a big theatrical event, like being transported to another world.'
Underpinning the fairy tale, though, was a deep desire to win.

'I fell in love with a pink dress that made her look like a princess, but the people advising us told us you should always match the dress to the eyes - so we went for green.

'That was OK, though. I wasn't there to have the dress I wanted. I was there so that Sasha could win. I was amazed at how much there was to learn, but I knew I was in the hands of the experts.'

It seems that the main lesson learned was that her darling daughter could look like a plastic Barbie, and be rewarded with a sash to prove it.

'People always said she looked like a Barbie in Miss British Isles, but the girls in Texas truly did,' enthuses Jayne.

'It was wonderful. I watched them on the catwalk, with their arms held so precisely, walking slowly and turning just so. They reminded me of little ballerina dolls.'

What sort of mother wants her daughter to look like a doll? The image I have in my head is of Exorcist Barbie, but Jayne sees something else entirely.

Her response to the pageant pictures of Sasha - looking shocking with deep red lips and heavily smoked eyes - probably says more about her than her daughter.

'The pictures are amazing, and Sasha is such a lucky girl to have them. I'd love to have those sort of pictures, nice pictures, rather than ones you hide away because you can't bear to look at them.'

It was about the same time she started dabbling in beauty pageants that Jayne declared she wanted her daughter to be the next Jordan. She still does.

'Of course. Jordan is her idol and I fully support her in that. She's a great role model, this really down-to-earth woman who has made a big success of her life. She's a better role model than Britney Spears - any day.'

Jayne always saw the public parading of Sasha as crucial to this goal, so maybe it's not surprising that she pushed the child Stateside, into a world few in Britain understand.

She chatters away about Sasha's media 'career', believing her daughter is a bona fide celebrity, and is proud to have been instrumental in making that happen.

'She's been on TV with Lorraine Kelly. What girl of her age can say that?

''I'm really proud that I've helped her get to this stage by giving her all the opportunities I can. Going to the States was just the next stage in all of this, and it's been worthwhile.
'We've been told she could have a really good future in American pageants, but anything is possible - film, adverts, mainstream modelling. I want Sasha to have all the options.'
In the forthcoming documentary, Jayne takes Sasha to a major agency, in the hope that she will be signed up.

The model booker says a vehement 'no', horrified by her portfolio, and tells Jayne that clients want their child models to look like children, and that for this sort of career success she would have to stop bleaching Sasha's hair and encouraging her to wear plastic nails. Jayne refuses to comply.

It comes as no surprise that Jayne used to be a model herself, and one who worked in the 'glamour' side of the business.

She started at 23 - which, she explains, was 'far too late' for real career success - and now believes that earlier is better, in order to maximise profit and notoriety.

One of her own happiest memories is of entering a beauty pageant and winning the coveted sash. 'I was on top of the world. One day I was an ordinary clerical worker, the next everyone was looking at me. It was wonderful.

'I'd never been a particularly pretty child. I was always short and fat - not like Sasha - but I did OK with the modelling. Who knows what would have happened if I'd started earlier?'

Is it a coincidence that Jayne would have been working as a promotional model when Jordan came along and changed all the rules about how restrictive such a career can be.

She boasts she has met the pneumatic queen of the glamour world, and was even photographed with her.

They were both products of their time. As she watched Jordan achieve extraordinary mainstream success, Jayne tried to forge her own path in the new world, where everything crass and ostentatious was celebrated rather than shunned.

She set up a limo hire business, and tried to get a foothold in the reality TV world, appearing on Wife Swap. Then she turned her attentions to Sasha - getting her in front of the cameras became paramount.

When I ask whether this latest pageant business is just about her trying to realise her own thwarted ambitions through her daughter, she is offended - but only because the question assumes her career is over, which she denies.

'I might go back and do some more modelling. Who knows? If something comes up. I'm not past it yet.'

She maintains it has always been Sasha who has driven her own 'career' forward. Even as a baby she was a 'total poser', playing up for the cameras and basking in the attention.

'She's always wanted to be a model, 100per cent. I'm just helping her do what she wants, like any good parent would. It's not pushing her into anything. I hate it when people say I'm a pushy parent. I'm not. I just want the best for her.'

Yet can 'the best' really involve holding her hand as she steps into a terrifyingly sexualised world? It is Jayne herself who says that her daughter looks 'about 18' when she has full make-up on.

'But, even without make-up, she looks about 13 or 14, certainly older than her age.'

She thinks this is a good thing and brushes off questions about unwelcome male attention.

'People go on about the paedophile thing, but they've got that one wrong. Paedophiles don't want girls who look 18. If anything, it's the fresh-faced younger ones they want.

'And so what if she poses in a bikini? There are plenty of 11-year-old girls on beaches in bikinis. If people have a problem with it, I'd say it is their problem, not mine.

'Besides, as I keep saying, this is what Sasha wants.'

And what Sasha wants, Sasha clearly gets. Last Christmas, Jayne and her husband, Martin, a builder who works all over the UK and is barely at home, spent £26,000 on Sasha's presents, which included a swimming pool.

Martin seems to exert no influence at all - 'I leave all that to Jayne,' he says.

Has Jayne ever stopped Sasha doing anything? 'She wanted to get her belly button pierced and I said no,' she says.

This is puzzling. Sasha clearly has her belly button pierced, and is happy to display the evidence in her photo shoots. What happened? She sniggers. 'Maybe I gave in. Yeah. I'm not always that strict with her.

'People can say what they want. I know there is nothing bad about what I'm doing. I'm just helping my daughter make something of her life. Any good mum would do the same.'

After our interview, Jayne will be taking Sasha to cheerleading classes, in a further bid to realise that all-American dream.

She makes Sasha practise her cheerleading wherever she goes - even pushing her into the middle of the floor in restaurants. Why?

'You have to be out there, being noticed, even at a bus stop. What if Andrew Lloyd Webber walks past?'

What will become of the child, who turns just 12 in two weeks? We might hope for a reverse teenage rebellion - one in which she dyes her hair mousey brown and professes a desire to study political science at university - but it's unlikely.

Ask Sasha how she sees herself and she replies: 'Blonde, pretty, dumb - I don't need brains.' Her mum laughs her head off at this, proud that the child is so like her.

jokes for all!!

as you can see, work is stressful and life is lonely.
so here comes jokes for all!
enjoy.
i had a good time laughing!

but first, a IQ test

I.Q. Test!! (very interesting!!)

Test your IQ with the question below:

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...answer is at the bottom of the page........

joke 1

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply.
"And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said.
"Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly.
"I want to get out."

joke 2

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

Joke 3

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

Joke 3

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee." "That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"

Joke 4

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Joke 5

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

I.Q. Test Answer...... (FROM ABOVE!)

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHH! IF U GET FOOLED PLS INDICATE AT MY TAGBOARD. THANKS HHAHAHA!)

i am having issues.

well... i have issues. lots of issues.

firstly, family.

i really really really can't stand my freaking mom. she is being such a pain in the neck.
you know, i got half of my pay on the 4th of july. and ever since then ah. haiyo i cant tahan.
its like she expect me to support the whole family with $800!! bloody hell.
after all the bills. i was only left with $500.
and now already half of it is gone.
and guess how much she wants from me?
she wants about $400 to $500++ !!!
stupid hell.
when i asked her why you know what lame shit excuse she gave me?
She said she need to give money to my bro and sis for school to eat and take bus?
$500????????
wth? they travel by cab ah everyday?

shit her la.
when i was totally broke, she made fun of me.
refused to give me any single cent.
I HAD TO BEG HER AND WHAT SHE SAID?????
she asked me to eat grass.
she asked me to walk to work.
she said she cant borrow money to feed me.
THEN GIVE BIRTH TO ME FOR WHAT LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@$%^&*()_)

bloody hell.

and she torment me daily.
curse me daily.
HATE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..................

U KNOW,
just to do a revenge,
she stopped giving my dad pocket money (when it is his money in the first place)
and also to my bro right infront of me.
she din pay for the newspaper,
and she ask the guy to come back when i am home.
haha. when the guy came right, i simply just told him my parents are not home!
i go out, she dun like.
i at home, she dun like.
i alive also, she dun like.

now she working 2 jobs la
got huge credit card debt that she is responsible for to pay!

SHE DESERVES IT.


I FEEL TORTURED!

u want money from me, ask me nicely.
u dunno how much hurt u caused me.
i wish i was an orphan.


second issue, work.
remember how slack and boring work was?
i guess i open my mouth to early.
now i not only tend to staff counter issues.
i have to deal with broken links found on RP websites!!!
its tidious la.
scaning the sites are easy but informing people to repair it and getting the job done is havoc.

got scolded from boss once.
gave security card to an apek accidentally.
he suppose to clarify everything at the counter
but i go send him to finance.
alamak.
i jus blindly pass a acess card.
haha.
got scolding from boss, supervisor, reporting officer then boss again.
but in the end, not really my fault.
so dumb......

thirdly, NS!

no la i dun have to serve the nation.
but bf does.
=(
today he went in.
the faithful 8 july 08.
i can't wait to see him out on saturday.
missing him truck loads.
its so difficult for me because we are very close.
we meet like everyday and i only turn to him for probs, happiness and etc..

come back quick bf.
i need you.

=(

hope everyone's day is a good day.
even if it isn't.
i just want you people to know that
i know how it feels.
a rainbow will always come up after a heavy downpour.
so keep your heads up and smile.

=)

byebye

another ad! weeeeeeeeee

marketing@nuffnang.com.sg


Hi, Srikala D/O Asokan,



Congratulations!

An advertiser has chosen to advertise on shanna says hi.

The advertisement details are as follows:



Campaign:

Samsung i900



Week(s):

1. 20 Jul 2008 to 26 Jul 2008
2. 27 Jul 2008 to 02 Aug 2008




Ad Unit:

Skyscraper (Top)



Please do not remove the Ad Unit from your blog during the period(s) of time above or you will not be paid the full amount for the ad.



If you have a Skyscraper Ad Unit, please ensure that it is placed high up in the sidebar or the advertiser may choose to withdraw the ad.



Thank you.



The Nuffnang Team

what the hell????? KOTEX????? hahah but thanks anyway! =P

marketing@nuffnang.com.sg

Hi, Srikala D/O Asokan, Congratulations!

An advertiser has chosen to advertise on shanna says hi.

The advertisement details are as follows:

Campaign: Kotex SS

Week(s): 1. 06 Jul 2008 to 12 Jul 2008

Ad Unit: Skyscraper (Top)


Please do not remove the Ad Unit from your blog during the period(s) of time above or you will not be paid the full amount for the ad. If you have a Skyscraper Ad Unit, please ensure that it is placed high up in the sidebar or the advertiser may choose to withdraw the ad.

Thank you.

The Nuffnang Team

updates

hello everyone. sorry for the lack of updates.

there was nothing really happening that happened.

most of the days it was work, meet bf and go home.

this used to be a really bad cycle that i couldn't break away from.

only took off this week monday - wednesday.

had some reasons behind it.


well, now at work, i so badly wanna go home and sleep.

the weather is the after rain kind.

it sets a cool and nice mood.

my eyes are fighting hard to stay open.

my stomach is grumbling for FOOOD!!

i guess this is just a typical WORKING friday morning.

happy friday everyone.

hurray to saturday and sunday.

haha.