lame jokes/riddles

#1

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument.
Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia,
"I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner.
Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted,
"Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!"

#2

Q: One day (you yi tian), Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to eat at the restaurant.
After they finish, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua left the restaurant without paying and the manager didn't mind. Why?

A: Cos their friend "you yi tian" pay alrd......

#3

y is superman shirt so tight??
=> cos he's wearin S size

y is batman shirt so tight too??
=>cos he asked superman to buy one for him..

y is spiderman's shirt so tight too ?
=>cos buy 2 get one free n superman gave one extra one to spiderman....

#4

An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?

Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)