need to get your parents off ur back? 31 things to annoy them and get urself straight out of the house and into a boys/ girls home.
note: its just a joke. no one will really DO such a thing.
- Boil ice cream.
- Bury your fathers Nissan. Tell your him the dog did it.
- Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
- Climb a sidewalk.
- Dial 911...breath heavily.
- Donate your brother's body to science.
- Have your cat bronzed.
- Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
- Join Hell's Angels by mail.
- Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
- Learn to type...with your toes.
- Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
- Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
- Mow your carpet.
- Paint your home...day-glo orange.
- Paint your windows.
- Pinstripe your driveway.
- Plant a shoe.
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
- Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
- Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
- Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
- Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
- Redecorate your garage.
- Ride a loaf of bread.
- See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
- Speak in acronyms.
- Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
- Take your sofa for a walk.
- Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
- Wax the ceiling.
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