why are guys happier?

Our last name stays put.

The garage is all ours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

We can be President.

We can never be pregnant.

We can wear a white T-shirt to a water
park.

We can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell us the truth..

Our world is our urinal.

We never have to drive to another gas
station rest-room because this one is
just too icky.

And we never think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at our chest when
we're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or
mangle our feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat.

We know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.

We can open all our own jars.

We get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite us, he or
she can still be our friend.

Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-
pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.

We almost never have strap problems in
public.

We are unable to see wrinkles in our
clothes.

Everything on our face stays its
original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades.

We only have to shave our face and
neck.

We can play with toys all our lives.

Our belly usually hides our big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes --
one color for all seasons.

We can wear shorts no matter how our
legs look.

We can "do" our nails with a pocket
knife.

We have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache.

We can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier.