joke

Geography of a Woman and Man...

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is
like Africa. She is half discovered,
half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is
like America. Fully discovered and
scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is
like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and
beautiful

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is
like France. She is half destroyed
after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is
like Germany. She lost the war but not
the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is
like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but
nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is
like England. With a glorious past but
no future.

After 70, they become
Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it,
but no one wants to go there."
Then we have the guys... just to be
fair...


And now for the Man...

A guys life can be described as a
train on a railway track.

When they are 20, Every station they
want to stop.

When they are 30, They can only stop
at one station .

When they are 40, They want to stop

but they are not allowed to stop.

When they are 50, They want to stop
but they cannot stop.

When they are 60-70, They cant even
start. How to stop?