Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Parental guidance

Trailer: http://youtu.be/Hgt5KOVKoqc

Sypnosis: Old school grandfather Artie (Billy Crystal), who is accustomed to calling the shots, meets his match when he and his eager-to-please wife Diane (Bette Midler) agree to babysit their three grandkids when their type-A helicopter parents (Marisa Tomei, Tom Everett Scott) go away for work. But when 21st century problems collide with Artie and Diane's old-school methods of tough rules, lots of love and old-fashioned games, it's learning to bend--and not holding your ground--that binds a family together.

Review: just your predictable family comedy movie the same old predictable moral of the story with brand mention for ESPN and even tony hawk appears. Watch only if you have nothing else to do. Good cast though.

2 stars

Thursday, July 10, 2008

parenting skills are SO important.

I read online about this little girl and I thought of sharing it with you guys.


this is the article: LINK


This little girl, only 11 years, wore her first set of false eyelashes at eight, and her beauty treatments cost £300 a month. A sick abuse of an 11-year-old? 'No', insists Sasha's mother, 'I just want her to be famous...'


i guess, she got the famous treatment that she wanted. because her daughter is a living barbie doll now.
Jayne, the mother of Shasha, is talking breezily about how Sasha had her first set of false nails glued on at eight, and now enjoys the sort of rigorous beauty regime - hair extensions, fake tans, pedicures - that was once the preserve of porn stars (YUCK!) and Dolly Parton, not school children from Burnley in Lancashire.

'Perhaps it's different in country areas, where they don't need to grow up so fast. But, around big cities, girls have got to be more forward and act older than they are. That's just the way it is.
'I don't understand why people get so upset about it. None of it is permanent. Tans wash off. Hair extensions come out. Why all the fuss?'

Just over a year ago, there was fuss galore when Jayne entered Sasha (then ten) in the junior Miss British Isles competition - Britain's first adult-style beauty pageant for children.



Earlier this year, Jayne was given free rein with the blusher when Sasha became the first British child to dip a scarlet-tipped toe into the American pageant scene.
Jayne was at her side, helping her practise her sashay.


The pair took a documentary team with them, and found what you'd expect at a U.S. beauty pageant held in a down-market-looking Texan hotel: mums parading their daughters like prize poodles, kids who look disturbingly like mini Celine Dions, and enough lipgloss to pose a drowning risk to the tiniest entrants.


There was a jaw-dropping moment in the film - Sasha, Beauty Queen At 11, to be shown on July 14 on BBC3 at 9pm - when the pageant veteran charged with showing Sasha the ropes demonstrates how to walk like a beauty queen.


She explains how to turn your body round while holding the judges' eyes, before flipping your head round at the last minute 'like that Exorcist child'.

Sasha might not have won, but Jayne loved the process, describing it as 'the best fun ever'. 'It was just fantastic,' she says.

'What you see in U.S. pageants really is what you get. It's weird, but brilliant. They take it so seriously, which can only be good for someone like Sasha.
'All the mums were up at 6am so they could get started on hair and make-up.
'And everything is just the best. No expense is spared. You have to spend £2,000 on a pageant dress over there. I thought £500 for one here was a lot. The one we bought Sasha was out of this world.

'We went to this huge shop where there was every colour and style you could imagine. Sasha just ran through all the dresses, she was in her element.

'Back home, we have to buy an adult dress and get it altered to fit, but there they are totally geared up for girls her age.

'The pageant was like a dream. The girls are encouraged to put on masses of make-up. It was just like a big theatrical event, like being transported to another world.'
Underpinning the fairy tale, though, was a deep desire to win.

'I fell in love with a pink dress that made her look like a princess, but the people advising us told us you should always match the dress to the eyes - so we went for green.

'That was OK, though. I wasn't there to have the dress I wanted. I was there so that Sasha could win. I was amazed at how much there was to learn, but I knew I was in the hands of the experts.'

It seems that the main lesson learned was that her darling daughter could look like a plastic Barbie, and be rewarded with a sash to prove it.


'People always said she looked like a Barbie in Miss British Isles, but the girls in Texas truly did,' enthuses Jayne.

'It was wonderful. I watched them on the catwalk, with their arms held so precisely, walking slowly and turning just so. They reminded me of little ballerina dolls.'

What sort of mother wants her daughter to look like a doll? The image I have in my head is of Exorcist Barbie, but Jayne sees something else entirely.

Her response to the pageant pictures of Sasha - looking shocking with deep red lips and heavily smoked eyes - probably says more about her than her daughter.


'The pictures are amazing, and Sasha is such a lucky girl to have them. I'd love to have those sort of pictures, nice pictures, rather than ones you hide away because you can't bear to look at them.'


It was about the same time she started dabbling in beauty pageants that Jayne declared she wanted her daughter to be the next Jordan. She still does.


'Of course. Jordan is her idol and I fully support her in that. She's a great role model, this really down-to-earth woman who has made a big success of her life. She's a better role model than Britney Spears - any day.'


Jayne always saw the public parading of Sasha as crucial to this goal, so maybe it's not surprising that she pushed the child Stateside, into a world few in Britain understand.


She chatters away about Sasha's media 'career', believing her daughter is a bona fide celebrity, and is proud to have been instrumental in making that happen.


'She's been on TV with Lorraine Kelly. What girl of her age can say that?

''I'm really proud that I've helped her get to this stage by giving her all the opportunities I can. Going to the States was just the next stage in all of this, and it's been worthwhile.
'We've been told she could have a really good future in American pageants, but anything is possible - film, adverts, mainstream modelling. I want Sasha to have all the options.'
In the forthcoming documentary, Jayne takes Sasha to a major agency, in the hope that she will be signed up.

The model booker says a vehement 'no', horrified by her portfolio, and tells Jayne that clients want their child models to look like children, and that for this sort of career success she would have to stop bleaching Sasha's hair and encouraging her to wear plastic nails. Jayne refuses to comply.

It comes as no surprise that Jayne used to be a model herself, and one who worked in the 'glamour' side of the business.

She started at 23 - which, she explains, was 'far too late' for real career success - and now believes that earlier is better, in order to maximise profit and notoriety.

One of her own happiest memories is of entering a beauty pageant and winning the coveted sash. 'I was on top of the world. One day I was an ordinary clerical worker, the next everyone was looking at me. It was wonderful.

'I'd never been a particularly pretty child. I was always short and fat - not like Sasha - but I did OK with the modelling. Who knows what would have happened if I'd started earlier?'

Is it a coincidence that Jayne would have been working as a promotional model when Jordan came along and changed all the rules about how restrictive such a career can be.

She boasts she has met the pneumatic queen of the glamour world, and was even photographed with her.

They were both products of their time. As she watched Jordan achieve extraordinary mainstream success, Jayne tried to forge her own path in the new world, where everything crass and ostentatious was celebrated rather than shunned.

She set up a limo hire business, and tried to get a foothold in the reality TV world, appearing on Wife Swap. Then she turned her attentions to Sasha - getting her in front of the cameras became paramount.

When I ask whether this latest pageant business is just about her trying to realise her own thwarted ambitions through her daughter, she is offended - but only because the question assumes her career is over, which she denies.

'I might go back and do some more modelling. Who knows? If something comes up. I'm not past it yet.'

She maintains it has always been Sasha who has driven her own 'career' forward. Even as a baby she was a 'total poser', playing up for the cameras and basking in the attention.

'She's always wanted to be a model, 100per cent. I'm just helping her do what she wants, like any good parent would. It's not pushing her into anything. I hate it when people say I'm a pushy parent. I'm not. I just want the best for her.'

Yet can 'the best' really involve holding her hand as she steps into a terrifyingly sexualised world? It is Jayne herself who says that her daughter looks 'about 18' when she has full make-up on.

'But, even without make-up, she looks about 13 or 14, certainly older than her age.'

She thinks this is a good thing and brushes off questions about unwelcome male attention.

'People go on about the paedophile thing, but they've got that one wrong. Paedophiles don't want girls who look 18. If anything, it's the fresh-faced younger ones they want.

'And so what if she poses in a bikini? There are plenty of 11-year-old girls on beaches in bikinis. If people have a problem with it, I'd say it is their problem, not mine.

'Besides, as I keep saying, this is what Sasha wants.'

And what Sasha wants, Sasha clearly gets. Last Christmas, Jayne and her husband, Martin, a builder who works all over the UK and is barely at home, spent £26,000 on Sasha's presents, which included a swimming pool.

Martin seems to exert no influence at all - 'I leave all that to Jayne,' he says.

Has Jayne ever stopped Sasha doing anything? 'She wanted to get her belly button pierced and I said no,' she says.

This is puzzling. Sasha clearly has her belly button pierced, and is happy to display the evidence in her photo shoots. What happened? She sniggers. 'Maybe I gave in. Yeah. I'm not always that strict with her.

'People can say what they want. I know there is nothing bad about what I'm doing. I'm just helping my daughter make something of her life. Any good mum would do the same.'

After our interview, Jayne will be taking Sasha to cheerleading classes, in a further bid to realise that all-American dream.

She makes Sasha practise her cheerleading wherever she goes - even pushing her into the middle of the floor in restaurants. Why?

'You have to be out there, being noticed, even at a bus stop. What if Andrew Lloyd Webber walks past?'

What will become of the child, who turns just 12 in two weeks? We might hope for a reverse teenage rebellion - one in which she dyes her hair mousey brown and professes a desire to study political science at university - but it's unlikely.

Ask Sasha how she sees herself and she replies: 'Blonde, pretty, dumb - I don't need brains.' Her mum laughs her head off at this, proud that the child is so like her.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Kung Fu Panda Review + Trailer + Sypnosis

Have you watched kungfu panda yet?
No?
Just one simple question okay?

WHY AND WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
GO BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW!
GO HEAD TO THE CINEMA NEAR YOU AND WATCH IT!

uh, still not working for you eh? haiz. ok. let me convince everyone to watch it.
Here it goes:

1) MAGNIFICIANT ANIMATION!!!
This is seriously a great work done by DreamWorks Animations! The animations looked so real. The animations have like real human features, movement and stuff and I felt as if I was in the movie not watching it. Take that pixar and let's see how great Wall-e is going to be since its being dragged like way way way too long.
2) GREAT CASTS!!
Jack Black was able to played his part really well while still letting his personality shine through! All the actors were able to make each of their characters their own.

3) EVERYTHING WAS BRIGHT, VIBRANT AND FUN FUN FUN!
I felt as if the movie seemed to jump off the screen. The art design for each of the different areas like the Jade Palace, The Valley of Peace, and the Chorh-Gom Prison are breathtaking. not to mention the shading, water, and fire effects. Especially impressive was how smooth all of the scenes flowed together. With all that was going on and the speed at which it was happening, I thought it might not look that great, but I was proven wrong.
4) KICKASS FIGHT SHOTS!!
This isn't your normal cheesy animated fights. These are in your face, edge-of-your seat martial arts fight scenes. When The Matrix first came out on DVD, were you one of those who watched just the fight scenes over and over? I was one of those people, and I can tell you I'm going to do the same for parts of Kung Fu Panda.
5) OVERWHELMING COMEDY!!!!
i think the laughter rating was great, the theatre burst into laughter at the many different parts of the movie together. From the start to the end of the movie, there was funny funny funny all over it.
6) THERE'S A MORAL OF THE STORY!
no matter what your age, a good piece of advice embeded in a nice movie is always a plus isn't it? NO?!?! okay atleast for me it was. I like sentiments. just like moses lim in under one roof. LOL.
OK. have i made you wanna watch the movie? Atleast a little? Good. SO let me tell you about the story. Promise me you will watch the two great trailers and catch the movie in the cinemas soon okay?

sypnosis - a must read:

Po the Panda (Jack Black), is basically a fat lazy typical panda . He idolizes the Furious Five ; Tigress (Angelina Jolie) , Crane (David Cross) , Monkey (Jackie Chan) , Snake (Lucy Liu) , Mantis (Seth Rogen) taught by the Master Shifu (Dustin Hoffman) . he is the son of the famous noodle stall in town , but he has a dream of becoming the next hero , not someone who sells noodle . eventually Po got chosen as the Dragon Warrior as appointed by master wugui during the appointment at the jade palace . a snow leopard , Tai-Lung (Ian McShane) is on the way to the Valley of Peace to destroy everything and Po is the only one to stop him ! can he save the town?

Trailer - a must watch:

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thank you guys for your patience.
SO now go.
don't wait.
you just gotta catch this great movie.

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting - hunh (come on, hoo-hah)
Those kids were fast as lightning - ha (woo-chop)
In fact it was a little bit frightening - hunh (huh-huh-huh)
But they fought with expert timing. - ha
[keep singing it till you stop and then sing it again! =X ]

Thursday, February 7, 2008

kids say the darnest things

How To Decide Who to Marry: By Kids
By: Salma Rumman


Kids Contemplate Marriage.

How would you make your marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
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How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
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What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both don’t want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
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What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure?)
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
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What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
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When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they’re rich.
Pam, age 7
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The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
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The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
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What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
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No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
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Is it better to be single or married?
I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8
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It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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How do you decide whom to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
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No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
Kristen, age 10
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SO CUTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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